Emergency Wank Kit
Estimate delivery times:
1-3 days (United Kingdom) 7-10 days (International),
Return within 30 days of purchase. Duties & taxes are non-refundable.
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Emergency Wank Kit
- 🚨 Introducing the Emergency Wank Kit - because life's little "emergencies" should always come with a smile! 🚨
- 🎁 What's Inside: 1. Latex-Free Glove: Because safety always comes first - in style! 2. Packet of Lubricant: 3. Achievement Stickers 4. Instructions: Because, let's face it, some folks might need a little guidance on this extraordinary adventure. 5. Certificate of Completion: Prove to the world that you've conquered the unexpected challenge. Hang it proudly on your wall or secretly frame it in your office. 6. Hanky Wanky Tissue:
- 🚨 Behold the power of preparedness packed into one convenient box! Inside, you'll find everything you need for a hilarious rescue mission. Worried about unexpected boredom or sudden giggle fits? Fear no more, for the Emergency Wank Kit has got your back, and other parts too! 😉
- 🎉 Perfect for: - Secret Santa: Spread the laughter and make your gift unforgettable. It's the gift that keeps on giving... well, sort of! - Office Pranks: Spice up your workplace with some comic relief. Just imagine the laughter echoing through the office corridors! - Funny Stocking Filler: Surprise your loved ones with laughter on a special day. It's a gift that'll have everyone talking (and giggling).
- 🚨 Remember, when life throws you a curveball, the Emergency Wank Kit is here to catch it! Get ready to handle any unexpected moment with a grin and a giggle. 😄
